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"On the day you are born, you will share it with 17 million other people. During your 10 years in school, you will make, on average, at least 20 good friends. By the time you’re 40, that number will have dropped down to 3. You will grow 950km of hair. You will laugh an average 18 times a day. You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the Earth. You will eat 30 tonnes of food, and drink 9,000 cups of coffee or tea. On average, you will spend 15 years of your life at work, 20 years sleeping, 3 years on the toilet, 7 months waiting in traffic, 2 months on hold, and 19 days looking for the TV remote. This leaves you with just one fifth of your life to actually live… So what the hell are you waiting for?”
MAKE EACH DAY COUNT.
Written/submitted by: these-greatexpectations
Apr 20, 2014 / 7,417 notes

"On the day you are born, you will share it with 17 million other people. During your 10 years in school, you will make, on average, at least 20 good friends. By the time you’re 40, that number will have dropped down to 3. You will grow 950km of hair. You will laugh an average 18 times a day. You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the Earth. You will eat 30 tonnes of food, and drink 9,000 cups of coffee or tea. On average, you will spend 15 years of your life at work, 20 years sleeping, 3 years on the toilet, 7 months waiting in traffic, 2 months on hold, and 19 days looking for the TV remote. This leaves you with just one fifth of your life to actually live… So what the hell are you waiting for?

MAKE EACH DAY COUNT.

Written/submitted by: these-greatexpectations

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I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut  (via psych-facts)

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swegversace:

Fuck everyone and everything, honestly.

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hoserfucker:

DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW

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I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now

and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own”

and that’s a really good observation.

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sydneysunbeam:

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing.  i think that’s beautiful.  just shut the fuck up

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  • judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol
I just wanted to be enough.
6 word story  (via suchvodka)

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.
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  • ♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • ✂: Just delete your tumblr already
  • ✌: You’re awesome
  • ♡: I love your blog
  • ❁: You’re beautiful
  • ✓: I hate you
  • ☹: You’re ugly
  • ☀: I want to fuck you
  • ♬: I wish we were close
  • ♧: I wish we were friends in real life
  • ☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
  • ☮: You inspire me
  • ☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
  • ✖: I would give you the greatest hug
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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

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